Getting Old

I made a decision, that in my advancing years that trainers are no longer acceptable. So purchased some Skechers and proceeded to slowly decay.

This decision however became flawed, when to my horror witnessed two anomalies that had not previously occurred to me.

The first on was seeing someone younger than me wearing thick grey sweat bottoms with slip on shoes. There is so much wrong with this it is beyond comprehension. I may have once had to wear shoes with track suit bottoms if I had to rush out late at night to move my car .... However the shame haunted me for days.

The second issue was a very elderly gentleman with a walking stick wearing what looked like Nike Air Force Ones as he tottered along.

Life is now confusing, there is no logic to the world and now realise there never was. Chaos theory is the only acceptable way of living, so will continue to wear inappropriate for my age as I guess it does not matter ......



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