I am currently sat on the 07:38 from Colchester to Liverpool Street, today should be a normal day, however I am sat amongst around a dozen obese ladies.
Now big is beautiful (love big butts but I can not lie .....) don't get me wrong BUT (big butt, get it?) all of them have awful coughs and feel that the loose phlegm could any minute cow pat me in the face.
Why are all these people on a train to London during rush hour, why are they all obese and why do they all have close to chronic bronchitis?
The only way to understand is to of course make up a ridiculous back story.
When woman get to a certain weight a combination of there phlegm and vomit create a precious Ambergris which rich properties create diet supplements for the rich and skinny.
So life is an ironic paradox, where the despiser cannot survive without the distant symbiotic relationship of everything they fear.
The equilibrium of the universe tells us the good cannot survive without the contrast of evil ......
Salad for lunch me thinks :)
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