Friday, 14 September 2012

Sit down wee

Every morning, I treat myself to a sit down wee. Now before you take away my manhood and castrate me, how many guys out there do this?

I do believe that gender roles have began to shift, there will always be the extreme stereotypes from the Stepford Wife to Dave from the pub, however these are few are far between.

There is nothing more satisfying than manscaping your chest hair or moisturising after a shave, it makes you feel good, improves skin and appearance.

This is not a new phenomenon, and since the era of the 'Dandy Gentleman' with the Prince Regent and the 'Romantics' of Byron, Keats et al .... Men have evolved for the long or short of it to impress Woman.

Men are peacocks, and we would preen ourselves in accordance of todays expectations. I mean look at the youth today!

There are of course caveats to the above, which can best described as The Gene Hunt era, when woman wanted strong powerful men, some wanted to cowtail to then. However, this generation was bourne from uncertainty and the ever changing political and social landscape. I have no doubt the this will be en vogue again.

So as I sit down for this wee, and deciding that this treat maybe be pushed to twice a day, just what are woman really looking for?

Who knows, is the answer as people are really fickle. I think all you can be is a situational man, which is all things to all people.

This is a survival technique and ensure that the human race continues, a man greatest strength is one that can go from Christian Grey to Cliff Richard to Gene Hunt in three potential courting conversations in one afternoon.

The art of happiness and staying together, depends on how happy the man is at playing that role for a long time maybe forever?

Wouldn't it be a wonderful irony, if woman did this too?

The mind boggles, now how do I shake this thing without touching it?

This sit down wee thing is overrated!


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